BOB the BUILDER!

...And as Noah pranced around the deck table he belted out the words he knew by heart...

BOB the BUILDER!
(...can we fix it?...)
BOB the BUILDER!
(...yes WE CAN!)

I could continue, but he knows the words much better than I, and Bob, that round-headed guru of all things construction has garnered enough free publicity already in this post.

Plus, his relentless can-do cheerfulness can get on my nerves. (Especially when I am arbitrarily assigned the role of one of Bob's many construction helpers. Noah is almost always Bob.)

It could be worse, though. Bob's certainly a spiffed-up, sanitized version of your stereotypical construction dude, thankfully minus the tats, mullet, plumber's crack and potty mouth.

Plus, the guy is an amazing cook. Yes, really. I submit as proof the recipe that Noah dictated to me while we were working on some pancakes one Saturday morning:

Bob the Builder's Chocolate Bread
-Sugar
-Baking Soda
-Brown Sugar
-Chocolate (12)
-Candy
-Chocolate Cookies

Cook for 20 minutes.